BaadSheep Ugly Sweater:
Bar FlyFishing

Attention all man-glers: take notice of this perfect fly for your next expedition fishing the shallow waters of your local bar scene.  This impressive lure features a deep purple background for initially attracting your target's attention, and so brilliantly shiny it could knock a Peacock to it's knees. The shimmering mass of sequins in various bright colors simulates the shades of eye shadow worn by strippers and are used to dupe your catch into biting this tasty delight with reckless abandon.  This product is recommended for fisherwomen of all ages and experience levels.