Wow... This sweater looks like split-pea soup and feels like cotton candy, but I can promise you that it feels warm all over. Just take a moment to study this horrendous piece of attire. Seriously, just look at it. Whoa, if it feels like someone urinated on your face that's probably because you disrespected the wool. Don't snicker and don't sneer because Santa Claus is coming to town with a full bladder. Ohhhhh, what's that? You didn't leave Kris Kringle a nice plate of cookies. Ho, Ho, HO! Here comes the XXXMas rain. The reindeer watch in shame as their red-suited master unleashes his merry shower upon those who didn't satisfy their cookie requirements. Act fast if you want a piece of the jolly one's urinary bliss. Enjoy
Guest writer: Maceo Greenberg
