FAQ

Shipping

Team BaadSheep ships sweaters the next business day after payment confirmation.

If you live in the US: you will receive your package via USPS Priority Mail. This means you should have a big box of ugly on your doorstep 1-3 days after shipment confirmation (p.s. delivery confirmation is included).
If you live outside these fair United States: we ship sweaters using USPS First-Class International Shipping. Delivery time is between 7-10 days after shipment confirmation dependent upon how far away you are. Duh. oh, and delivery confirmation is not available, the post office just wont do it no matter how much the bribe.

If you just cannot wait for your sweater, we offer Express Mail Overnight Shipping for domestic orders.

Returns and Refunds

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That’s our way of saying no returns and no refunds. Full descriptions and full disclosures on all items are available so you’re left with no surprises and no regrets. We know how tempting it would be to wear one of these babies for a night and return it smelling of liquor and shame, but we’re afraid we can’t allow that.

If you’re feeling uneasy about a big purchase, we’re happy to answer any questions and put your fears to rest. Please email us at info@baadsheep.com.

Picking Up Orders

Unfortunately we don't have a physical storefront, nor do we feel comfortable giving out our address to weirdos we just met on the internet (that's actually not entirely true; we moonlight as "masseuses" under the Craigslist Adult Services section), so orders are not available for pickup. Sorry.

Marriage Proposals

These are highly encouraged and welcomed. All requests will be reviewed by Team BaadSheep’s moms, assessed for a “mate-ability” quotient, and responded to on an individual basis. Also, be sure to include pictures. Dirty ones. Lots of them.

Becoming a BaadSheep

We currently have no openings in our various BaadSheep offices. Please check back in 2012 when Team BaadSheep plans to make a run at the US presidency; we will most certainly need plenty of young, attractive, capable interns then.