Brandi

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Who looks better in an ugly sweater and why: you or Chuck Norris?
Brandi: This one’s tough. Hmmm...I mean, he was freakin’ Walker Texas Ranger! It’s hard to compete with that.

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Does a six-pack of beer or a bottle of wine fit somewhere into your daily workout regimen?
Brandi: Beer is not usually a part of the plan, but throw in some red wine and my heart’s a poundin’… What?! It’s rich in antioxidants!

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Would you rather have the avian flu or swine flu?
Brandi: Swine flu is tres chic! Avian flu is SO last millennium.

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: If we had a million dollars we'd spend it on 100 million pennies and make it hail on strippers. You?
Brandi: Buy a condo in New York, spend half my time there and the other half in LA

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BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: If you knew where to find the black market, what would you buy?
Brandi: All black everything, black cards, black cars, all black everything, and our girls are blackbirds ridin' with they dillingers… oh wait, that’s Roc Nation… my bad!

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Twinkies or Cheeto puffs? Just kidding, you're a model; you shouldn't be eating either. Seriously though, pick one, fatty.
Brandi: Cheeto puffs! Are you kidding? Especially the flaming hot kind. Yum!

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: If you could rock an ugly sweater anywhere in the world, where would that be?
Brandi: The North Pole. It would keep me nice and toasty while I visit my good buddies Santa and Rudolph, and it would be SUPER festive!

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: If we were into same-sex sex, we'd totally sex up John C. Reilly. What member of your sex would you sex up if given the opportunity?
Brandi: Rachel McAdams. Wedding Crashers, The Notebook, Mean Girls! She’s beautiful and funny and smart… and I like her mouth.

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: There are few things in this world we love more than spontaneous Pants Off Dance Offs. How quickly could you be ready to PODO? (With the help of tear away pants, our record currently stands at 3.6 seconds)
Brandi: Let’s go right now! Unfortunately, I don’t think I could beat the record…skinny jeans just aren’t that easy to get off (or on, for that matter).

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Dive bar and a tall can of PBR, or bass-bumping club and a Red Bull-vodka?
Brandi: Don’t like beer or vodka so much, but give me lime, salt, a shot of Tequila, and a beat…I don’t care where we are, it’s a party!

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Fuck, marry or kill: Lady Gaga, Kim Jong-il and a Krispy Kreme donut.
Brandi: Fuck: Lady Gaga (papa…paparazzi), Marry: Krispy Kreme donut (Please stay with me forever and ever), Kill: Kim Jong-il (Don’t have to explain this one)

BaadSheep Ugly Sweaters: Tell us one last juicy tidbit you want our millions of daily visitors (give or take a few) to know about you.
Brandi: I don’t tell many people this but… I’m a vampire. Yep, the Volturi are on their way because I just exposed our kind to the world. Ok, I’m not a vampire, but I am fascinated by blood. I was in the hospital as a kid, and I remember when they put the I.V. in I was really curious to see what they were doing. I guess it stuck with me. I always like to watch the nurse give me a shot at the doctor’s office, and I kind of dig giving blood for the Red Cross. Weird, I know!