Amy
10 Questions (plus or minus 5) with BaadGirl Amy
Team BaadSheep: Would you rather be a ninja, a pirate or a robot? And why?
Amy: A ninja...because like ninja I'm fast and cunning...AND, by the power of greyskull, I taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick...true story.
Team BaadSheep: If you were involved in a playground brawl, how many eight year-olds would it take to subdue you?
Amy: Wait, am i still a ninja? No? Ok i actually ran this experiment with midgets...it took 4, one for each of my legs and arms..so...I expect eight year-olds to be half as strong...soooo 8...8 eight year-olds...
Team BaadSheep: What food gives you the worst (or best, depending upon how you look at it) gas?
Amy: babies
Team BaadSheep: If you only had one day left to live, you would obviously be headed straight to the Olive Garden for dinner. So, do you go with the Eggplant Parmigiana or the Shrimp and Asparagus Risotto? And neverending soup or salad?
Amy: Tuscan chicken, with extra garlic..AND salad..mmm (but, only because the grilled baby caprese is seasonal)..
Team BaadSheep: You find a magic lamp on the beach. After rubbing the magic lamp a genie pops out and explains to you that he has been trapped in the lamp for centuries. In his eternal thankfulness and gratitude he offers you three wishes for whatever it is you desire most in the world. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Amy: I had three wishes for breakfast..asshole.
Team BaadSheep: If you had to go on a date with one pre-Civil War era president, who would it be and what base would he get to?
Amy: Andrew Jackson...cuz he's on the biggest bill....but since its only a 20....2nd base
Team BaadSheep: How many Amy's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Amy: None...I'm not built for manual labor
Team BaadSheep: Given the current dismal economic conditions, what mix of equities, bonds, cash and alternative investments would you recommend for our readers' retirement portfolios?
Amy: Economic crisis? what crisis? I'm making bank off this website!
Team BaadSheep: If you were a hotwing, what would your spiciness rating be?
Amy: The sun needs amy-block hot
Team BaadSheep: What amount do you normally tip for lap dances?
Amy: psssh...i don't tip for lap dances..they tip me...
Team BaadSheep: Boxers or briefs?
Amy: For my man? boxer briefs.. me? um...boxers...I like the airy feeling boxers bring..
Team BaadSheep: If you sold your soul on eBay, what would the highest bid be?
Amy: No money...but i'd probably be offered a trade, like a grilled cheese w/ the virgin mary...or an abraham lincoln potato chip
Team BaadSheep: If you could kick one person in the world -- alive or dead -- in the balls without fear of repercussion, who would it be?
Amy: Tom brady.. without question...
Team BaadSheep: True or false: Your greatest childhood dream was realized when you became the first BaadSheep sweater model?
Amy: Is hell-fuckin-yeah an option? (censor this if you must... those eight year olds dont mess around with profanity)
Team BaadSheep: If you were a BaadSheep sweater, what would your name be?
Amy: "baad outta hell" or "mimosas"
